Proud To Be Sarawakian

IGNORANT fellas asking STOOOPID questions about SARAWAK.

sarawak flag

our symbol, hornbill bird

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak ! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A: See this?

everyone can fly.

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees.

my house

Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: SESCO, mind you.

SESCO building in Kuching

Dumb head. do we have electricity?

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: I use BUS

Miri Airport

do we have airport?. Kuching International Airport

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: Serious?! You’re one hell of a stupid idiot!

Go la. Use your bus to cross South China Sea

Q: Over there got what car?
A: View below

which car you want?

Q: Got road or not?
A: What??

do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah , right?
A: You fail Geography ka?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really stupid in Geography

Q: Kuching how big ar?
A:You really need to learn Geography

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Idiots. Do you have common sense? Kuala LUMPUR , a lot LUMPUR lahhh!

Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?

our great CHIEF MINISTER

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: If not, how am I going to answer YOU, YOU Idiot?

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No. We used Barter System.

we practice that. FUCK if you believe it!

I’m proud to be a Sarawakians. I hope I’ve just cleared the shadow and shallow mind of some IGNORANT fellas.