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Is This True??

When a girl MISSES You & when a boy MISSES you

Girl Facts ;

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up, she wants you back but she is too scared she’ll get hurt and knows you’re gone forever!

when you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile

When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you, she wants you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug she will just stand there

When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around

When a girl answers, “I’m fine,” after a few seconds, she is not at all fine

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games

When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever

When a girl says she can’t live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future

When a girl says, “I miss you,” no one in this world can miss you more than that

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Guy facts ;

When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet, he’s listening to you

When a guy is not arguing, He realizes he’s wrong

When a guy says, “I’m fine” after a few minutes he means it

When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do

When your laying your head on a guy’s chest, he has the world

When a guy calls/texts/comments/messages you everyday, he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it

When a guy says he can’t live without you, he’s with you till your done

When a guy says, “I miss you,” he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER

Message:
Dearest Bedah,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 2003. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 2003 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us.

Later,based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy,if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely

Abu

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MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER

Dear Abu

Please refer to your letter dated today.

I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction.

However,please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the ‘VIP’.

I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order.

Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship,please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps

Bedah
 

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