Phua Chu Kangbest in Singapore and JB,an some say Batam
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius…
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah!
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load,den someone come over and
dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don’t pray pray ah…
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah!!blain, use your blainnn…..
Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are
making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or
not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig
your nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah…… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah…… best in Singapore and JB,an some say Batam also
ah!!!
Ha..ha.. damn nice wei ! where you get this ?. How are you lah ?
kau ka troy?