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Why do we ((sleep)) in [[temple]],
But stay ((awake)) through a [[2 hour movie]]?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [[God]],
but so ((easy)) to talk about [[sex]]?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [[Religious magazine]],
but find it ((easy)) to read [[Playboy]]?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [[Godly]] myspace bulletin,
Yet we ((repost)) the [[nasty]] ones?
Why are ((temples)) getting [[smaller]],
But ((bars and clubs)) are [[growing]]?
Why is it so easy to purchase {beer} and {wine}?
But so hard to donate 25 cents for a {Charity}?
Why is it so easy to worship a {Celebrity}?
But very difficult to engage with {God}?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you’ll get laughed at?
The Lord said:
If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my faith
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Archive for » June, 2008 «
15
Jun
2008
2008
Phua Chu Kangbest in Singapore and JB,an some say Batam
Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
Chu Beng’s son, Aloysius…
Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah!
Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel
better than your finger, right?
Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load,den someone come over and
dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don’t pray pray ah…
Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah!!blain, use your blainnn…..
Aloy : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are
making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or
not?
Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig
your nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah…… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah…… best in Singapore and JB,an some say Batam also
ah!!!
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